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The Quip and Rail's Treehovel attraction, May 20, 1978, 8:05 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Treehovel
December 14, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Rail's Treehovel is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider disintegrating this attraction.
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- Annoyance may occur.
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