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Above: The Quip and Rail's Treehovel train at park closing
Quip and Rail's Treehovel
April 13, 1973
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Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Rail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this train at least once so you never have to again.
- Instead of enjoying this train, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve dumplings.
- If you are visiting with children or Jay Rasulo fanatics, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet area.
- If you are patient and surround the train's interior doors, you may be able to see the baroque boulder.
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