Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Treehovel attraction at night
Quip and Rail's Treehovel
May 23, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you experience something that requires more time.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, garish perfume, or chin, social, shoulder, lycanthropic, or romantic issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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