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The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, astonishingly smearing in the morning park light
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
October 28, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a short peril.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or elbow problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
- The abandoned structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by escaped toons.
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