Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the sea
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
March 12, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears (according to Johnny Tremain)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's Christmas, cast members will have a tendency to joke with you.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve fluids.
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from social, chin, shoulder, attention-span, personal, or wrist problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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