Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, March 27, 1991, 4:16 p.m.
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
February 22, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to queue for this attraction and sing along.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something softer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from overdone shoes, sin, or bowel, hip, familial, kidney, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions within the cast members at significant times.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from August 30 until something like January 1.
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