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The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, April 30, 1967, 9:44 p.m.

The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, April 30, 1967, 9:44 p.m.

Quip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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