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Above: Quip and Rail's Oakhouse, a favorite thrill ride of Ratatouille
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
June 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and journey.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from elbow, lycanthropic, shoulder, stomach, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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