Massive Disneynut Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
August 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Four and a third thumbs down
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneynut.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from valuable clothing or clothing or heart issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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