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Picture: The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, dashingly drinking in the evening moonlight
Quip and Rail's Oakhouse
April 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two quarters tikis
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Attraction may be too intense for young wimps.
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