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The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary

Above: The Quip and Rail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary

Quip and Rail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 20, 1968
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Rating for patients in comas: Two jollies (from Beauty)

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.

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