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Pictured: The Quip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, always tempting in the fading park light
Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
December 10, 1980
Avg. queue length:
No more than seven Mickeys
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters might joke with your party.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
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