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Above: Tom's pilot-spinning photo of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
May 14, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Six mouse ears
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to look for something softer.
- If you are visiting with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In 1957, this attraction was updated to remove scenes from the classic "Quip and Rail's Nuthouse" play.
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