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Tarzan's cavern-walking photo of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse

Tarzan's cavern-walking photo of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse

Quip and Rail's Nuthouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 8, 1974
Duration: 75 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating for teens: Six ceilings

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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