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Emperor Zurg's pacifier-flying photo of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
February 4, 1981
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this ride at least once because it's required by law.
- Expectant fathers may not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- This ride closes at random.
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