Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Rail's Nuthouse attraction, mistakenly dissolving in the shrouded candlelight
Quip and Rail's Nuthouse
November 16, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Rail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for very young children and some adults.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and glasses away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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