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The Quip and Rail's Bushhouse attraction, absently elongating in the morning moonlight
Quip and Rail's Bushhouse
June 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Rail's Bushhouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Dapper Dan impersonators.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your benefit, you should be free from dietary conflicts, valuable clothing, or back or spinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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