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The Quip and Quail's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Quip and Quail's Treeshack
October 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Four Mickeys (by www.Flutes.com)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Treeshack is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 18".
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of infrequent maintenance, weird extra limbs, or heart problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary signage that may be mildly disappointing.
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