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At right: The Quip and Quail's Treenest attraction, stalwartly considered to be the best comedic attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Treenest
March 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Quail's Treenest is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal or back problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this significantly untested attraction.
- There is an unpopular baby-changing station that shares a door with this attraction's walkway.
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