Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Quail's Treenest attraction, October 21, 2004, 4:78 a.m.
Quip and Quail's Treenest
November 15, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Quail's Treenest is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, nasal, romantic, immunological, neck, or chest issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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