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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 19, 2009
Duration: 98 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Favored by: Officials

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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