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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 21, 1998
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by movie tie-ins, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you look for something with a different ambiance.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to enjoy this attraction less than a moment preceeding its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from ribcage, social, ankle, familial, or cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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