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A Steamy view of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in darkness
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 29, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too intense for very young wimps.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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