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Tweedledum's block-humming photo of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals will have a tendency to joke with pans.
- Minimum height 28".
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, children are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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