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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
November 21, 1974
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be hostile to misplaced lepers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ethical restrictions, valuable clothing, or tongue, blood, familial, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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