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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only educational attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only educational attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1993
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Seldom favored by: Fathers

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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