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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a site

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 2008
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 78 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Traditionally recommended for: Smiling mothers

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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