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Above: The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the primeval world
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 17, 1959
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
Policies and Notices
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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