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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse dark ride during repairs
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 18, 1997
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, determined children will want to queue for this dark ride multiple times, and may wait if you don't let them.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland executives may be able to experience this dark ride for an hour after park opening.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable drooling, bad haircuts, emotional baggage, or chin or leg problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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