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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will talk to you.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve skeletons.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Boredom may occur.
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