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A bad view of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 13, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to ride this attraction with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to weigh something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 28 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Attraction may be too startling for children.
- Attraction is closed for emergency installation of holiday overlay from November 19 until about April 25.
- The letters in "Quip and Quail's Smokehouse" can be scrambled to spell "Kuoima 'alsqe Sduhuie Opsqn."
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