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A subtle view of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not covered in tarps
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
August 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you find something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The parking structures adjacent to this attraction are favored by friendly rodents.
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