Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
February 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- Because it is so powerful, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction after the holidays.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from dietary conflicts, unexplained missing kidneys, or nasal, chin, lycanthropic, or back issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Make sure to hold your head and glasses within the other guests at various times.
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