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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage

The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of backstage

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 21, 1998
Duration: 129 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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