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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Above: The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during construction

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 13, 2011
Duration: 31 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Recommended for: Girls

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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