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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a site
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally recommended for:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Policies and Information
- Attraction is closed for emergency refurbishment from October 23 to April 7 (or there abouts).
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