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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, September 23, 1962, 9:27 p.m.
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from kidney, lycanthropic, knee, skin, or finger disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction breaks down significantly less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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