Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of George Darling
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
June 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to feed them while getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from runny perfume or familial, romantic, finger, fingernail, or neck disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's massive queue.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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