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Image: The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction at a distance
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
December 23, 1967
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
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