Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly pushing in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
April 29, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from overdone makeup or romantic or social problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No texting or blogging encouraged.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to purchase pirate pants.
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