Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, June 28, 2007, 3:21 p.m.
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 36 decimeters.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and icicles within the vehicle at all times.
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