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A bad view of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

A bad view of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in children

Quip and Quail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 13, 1959
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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