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Quip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Yen Sid
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
October 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34".
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Explosions may be too startling for chickens.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, valuable clothing, or lung, heart, hip, leg, or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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