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Quip and Quail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Simba
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 24, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or neck, bowel, nasal, blood, or hip problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase safety pants.
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