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Picture: Kaa's spy-intriguing photo of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
July 29, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nine princesses (according to "Angry Ghost" blog)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of winter, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Ron Miller photo thingy.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
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