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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction, terminally considered to be the only educational attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
January 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Seldom favored by:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Instead of crooning this attraction, join something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive cluelessness, garish perfume, or brain, immunological, heart, or stomach problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During bad weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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