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The Quip and Quail's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Quail's Smokehouse
September 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Quail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but lawers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to just give up and travel.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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