Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, December 31, 2001, 2:11 a.m.
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
July 14, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (according to Ludwig Von Drake)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be full of fanboys.
- After experiencing this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- CAUTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, moral restrictions, garish makeup, or finger, personal, romantic, lycanthropic, or blood problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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