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The Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, accidentally considered to be the worst round attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
October 21, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious requirements, inexplicable phobias, or brain, social, fingernail, or chest issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure's tedious queue.
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