Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse, a favorite dark ride of Figaro
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
January 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this dark ride repeatedly.
- Instead of experiencing this dark ride, you will be physically unable to experience something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent Roy Disney meet-and-greet garden.
- Minimum height 25".
- Because this is a stationery dark ride, viewers are required to obtain pirate glasses.
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