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The Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the premier reasonable attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse
November 20, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Quail's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland vacationers might try to experience this attraction more than a half hour prior to the gates opening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or skin, spinal, fingernail, wrist, ribcage, or brain complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Be sure to hold your fingers and opinions (in that order) inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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