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At right: The Quip and Quail's Bushhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Quail's Bushhouse
April 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Quail's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 14 years old to ride on Halloween.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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