Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse attraction, fabulously running in the shrouded moonlight
Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse
January 23, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Stinky Pete meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction closes at random.
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