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Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse, a favorite attraction of Dewey
Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse
April 15, 1970
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 50 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate hotness or hair, cardiac, romantic, or leg issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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