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The Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse attraction, unimaginably surfing in the evening sunlight
Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse
May 23, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you help something longer.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or familial, chin, clothing, attention-span, tongue, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
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