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Above: The Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse attraction, August 13, 2011, 4:93 p.m.
Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse
March 2, 1980
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Pale's Wagonhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to enjoy this attraction just an hour after park opening.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess autograph area.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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