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Quip and Pale's Treetent, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
Quip and Pale's Treetent
May 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, high blood pressure, or neck, heart, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Strollers will become wedged in this attraction's vehicles.
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