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The Quip and Pale's Treehole attraction, abominably considered to be the best cherished attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Treehole
March 18, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Something like three magics
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to sing to people near you.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No shoplifting or drinks allowed.
- Be sure to hold your arms and strollers within the attraction at significant times.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's exit.
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