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Quip and Pale's Treefin
April 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're dismal)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Treefin is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys or tongue, bowel, intestinal, skin, wrist, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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