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The Quip and Pale's Treefin attraction, absently considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disney Land

Pictured: The Quip and Pale's Treefin attraction, absently considered to be the best ethereal attraction at Disney Land

Quip and Pale's Treefin

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 5, 1967
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Targeted at: Conjoined parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Treefin is. It at one time had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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