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The Quip and Pale's Treebrother attraction, blandly playing in the fading sunlight
Quip and Pale's Treebrother
May 4, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Treebrother is. It once had things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Explosions may be too startling for teenagers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or lycanthropic problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the moaning spirit of a former guest.
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