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Above: A prehistoric view of Quip and Pale's Treebrother when it's shrounded in tarps
Quip and Pale's Treebrother
May 2, 1973
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Treebrother is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the inescapable Gyro Gearloose meet-and-greet pavilion.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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