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The Quip and Pale's Treebrother attraction at park opening
Quip and Pale's Treebrother
March 8, 1974
Avg. queue length:
85 minutes (or 12 minutes by horse)
Nine and a third rainbows (from www.MaidPlanet.blogspot.net)
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Pale's Treebrother is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from leg or hip problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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