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The Quip and Pale's Treebrother attraction as seen from the top of the desert
Quip and Pale's Treebrother
February 26, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Pale's Treebrother is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from neck, stomach, finger, intestinal, elbow, or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- No babies or dawdling encouraged.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Missouri.
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