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The Quip and Pale's Treebrother attraction at park opening
Quip and Pale's Treebrother
October 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Pale's Treebrother is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum width 72".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, dietary restrictions, or familial, knee, ankle, attention-span, or brain disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction was sporadically sponsored by Davy Jones.
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