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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may careen if you don't let them.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more magical.
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