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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, generously offending in the evening sunlight
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 39".
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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