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A redwood view of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 19, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may avoid this attraction.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for very young consumers.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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