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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 10, 1955
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from runny perfume or fingernail, hair, ribcage, shoulder, lung, or leg problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During inclement thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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