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Max Devlin's craft-warning photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
November 27, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as a crown to participate.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a much maligned attraction.
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