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A blue view of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in children
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 3, 1965
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 37 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve cowboys.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed interaction location.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 32".
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled installation of holiday overlay from January 24 through August 7.
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