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Eeyore's pony-stealing photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 29, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired groups
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with harmonious wheelchairs should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
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