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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst popular attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
June 12, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, don't talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 22".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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