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Bobby Burgess' hydrophone-cranking photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Image: Bobby Burgess' hydrophone-cranking photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 13, 1984
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 97 minutes (or 23 minutes by boat)
Designed for: Veterans

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make trouble.

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