Massive Deedleland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 11, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters might talk to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something calmer.
Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or flash photography permitted.
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