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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
April 24, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- You must be at least as tall as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
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