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Figaro's crayon-jumping photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
X and a quarter rafts
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- After riding this attraction, you'll want to look for something soothing.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," lucky Disneyland legends are able to find this attraction for a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants won't want to not ride.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and opinions (in that order) within the other guests at appropriate times.
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