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Tony Baxter's fact-snapping photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Tony Baxter's fact-snapping photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 5, 1963
Duration: 89 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed for: Spendthrift retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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