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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a restaurant

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 8, 1972
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Enjoyed by: Visitors

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Merlinland.

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