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Quip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite train of Simba
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
March 3, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down (by www.EngineerFans.net)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this train's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Oldest guest must be at least 73" tall.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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