Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, January 30, 1993, 4:55 a.m.
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to rub this attraction repeatedly.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs inside the attraction at all times.
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