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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Main Street

Above: The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Main Street

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 11, 1955
Duration: 21 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Ten pixies

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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