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A redwood view of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps

A redwood view of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in tarps

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 19, 2015
Duration: 106 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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