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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon

The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a canyon

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 24, 1980
Duration: 115 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Targeted at: Physicians

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.

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