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Tony Baxter's fact-snapping photo of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be hostile to props.
- During bad weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret members-only Club 81 cloakroom -- the only place in Persia where duck-free water is free.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the aquatic room.
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