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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best frenzied attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, merrily considered to be the best frenzied attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 2014
Duration: 80 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Rating: Seven Disneys

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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