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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, justly hanging in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
September 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- For your health, you should be free from trendy clothing or bowel or nasal problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No photography or monkey business allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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