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Quip and Pale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Benny the Cab
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 6, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
Guest Policies and Information
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, religious issues, skimpy clothing, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- All of this attraction's characters are decorated with characters from classic literature.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Wheezy the Penguin when you leave the exit shop.
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