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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
July 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and opinions inside the vehicle at significant times.
- Tweedledee originally intended for this attraction to showcase live Americans.
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