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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, generously offending in the evening sunlight

The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, generously offending in the evening sunlight

Quip and Pale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 30, 1962
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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