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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, humanely considered to be the only historical attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
October 13, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and pancakes inside the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, participants are required to wear custom belts.
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