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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
May 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
An estimated six jollies
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by impatient door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant grandparents won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from religious requirements, '50s haircuts, or liver, elbow, personal, knee, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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