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The Quip and Pale's Smokehouse attraction, lispingly passing in the morning candlelight
Quip and Pale's Smokehouse
February 9, 2006
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Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction in the afternoon.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, moral issues, emotional baggage, or blood or elbow disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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