Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction, humanely considered to be the premier merry attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse
November 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 2 years old to ride in back.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your benefit, you should be free from sea sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, inappropriate cluelessness, water-soluable clothing, or intestinal or elbow problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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