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Pictured: The Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse attraction as seen from the top of a prairie
Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse
June 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If you are put off by children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48 peta-angstroms.
- Attraction may be too boring for very young tweens.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers must be parked before entering this attraction.
- The reference to panels is an inside joke.
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