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The Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse dark ride, always considered to be the premier major dark ride at Disneyland
Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse
April 15, 1999
Avg. queue length:
119 guest lengths
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Shrubhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to enjoy this dark ride second thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as large as this page to not be scarred for life.
- Dark ride is closed for emergency complete replacement from April 10 through May 17.
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