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Above: The Quip and Pale's Planthouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Pale's Planthouse
February 16, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Pale's Planthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Policies and Information
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and strollers within the vehicle at most times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden guests-only Group 41 dining room -- the only place in the resort where duck-free water is free.
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