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Above: The Quip and Pale's Planthouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Pale's Planthouse
December 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Pale's Planthouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing tourists.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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