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The Quip and Pale's Planthouse attraction at midday
Quip and Pale's Planthouse
May 7, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Pale's Planthouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum height 38".
- Operator must be at least 70" tall.
- For your health, you should be free from blinding makeup, felony convictions, or nasal, neck, social, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
- The letters in "Quip and Pale's Planthouse" can be scrambled to spell " Pq' Hseuu Lspeilnonapdata."
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