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At right: The Quip and Pale's Planthouse attraction at midday
Quip and Pale's Planthouse
April 24, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Pale's Planthouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to experience this attraction just a quarter hour after more important people.
Policies and Notices
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- This attraction closes at random.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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