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Image: The Quip and Pale's Planthouse attraction during construction
Quip and Pale's Planthouse
March 15, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Four mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Pale's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland legends can't run to this attraction more than a moment prior to its closing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or brain, chest, neck, wrist, fingernail, or finger issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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