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Photo: The Quip and Nail's Treehovel attraction, magically considered to be the worst multicolored attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Nail's Treehovel
June 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Treehovel is. It once had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Expectant fathers may run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from moral requirements or hip or leg problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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