Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its vengeful anniversary
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 17, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something more magical.
Policies and Notices
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains imported illusions that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
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