Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction during construction
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
August 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
- If you are at the park with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants may use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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