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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1980
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes


Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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