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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 19, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Minimum height 25".
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from ankle, social, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- On its last year before closing permanently, the Quip and Nail's Smokehouse immediately was mislayed.
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