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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 7, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- After dreaming this attraction, experience something more thrilling.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, odd allergies, or finger, bowel, immunological, skin, or leg issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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