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Quip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Zokkomon
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with bloody children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
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