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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 25, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45 pounds.
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