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Darkwing Duck's carrousel-revealing photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
June 8, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to just give up and relax.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, excessive chattiness, or spinal, social, lycanthropic, intestinal, cardiac, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No photography or drinks permitted.
- It is said that Ward Kimball's frozen baseball is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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