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An undead view of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's inundated in tarps
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 31, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the afternoon.
- You must be at least as tall as this page to ride with a parent.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Darkness may be too intense for children and some adults.
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