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Secretariat's awning-twirling photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Secretariat's awning-twirling photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 19, 1995
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Rating: Five mouse ears (according to "The Chipmunk" Twitter stream)

Description

Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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