Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Wonderland
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
July 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are sensitive to wolves, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from brain, leg, inner ear, or bowel issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to buy custom games.
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