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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
January 11, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Thor autograph place.
Guest Policies and Notices
- One of the pedals was sculpted to look like Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear.
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