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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blue anniversary

The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blue anniversary

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 1961
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 316 Disney units
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: Yes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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