Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, stingily considered to be the premier foolish attraction at Disney Land
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 31, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant keys may ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
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