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A prehistoric view of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not hidden in darkness
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this ride.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by talking along with this ride's soundtrack.
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