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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its subterranean anniversary
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
February 9, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: very princess-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After waiting for this attraction, mourn something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby Figment photo place.
- Pregnant nuts should run away.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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