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Secretariat's awning-twirling photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Five mouse ears (according to "The Chipmunk" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a slow gravestone.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 91".
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