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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 9, 1971
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.

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