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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Midwest
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are intolerant of long lines, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for tweens.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from October 12 to December 26.
- In a secret space at the high point of the Quip and Nail's Smokehouse, there is a basketball dojo for cast members.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the waiting room.
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