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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 25, 1979
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Popular with: Grandparents


Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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