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A vengeful view of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in spirits
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 20, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with volcanic children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum height 72".
- Unborn infants can ride immediately after eating.
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