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Quip and Nail's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Marty Sklar
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
September 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
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