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Below: A presidential view of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
April 30, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents may not ride.
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