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Above: Justin Timberlake's fireplace-sweeping photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
December 31, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and standing on a pet).
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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