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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse dark ride as seen from the top of the village
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
October 7, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to get your picture taken on this dark ride at least once.
Policies and Notices
- Yawning may occur.
- During any thunder storms, this dark ride may explode.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and strollers (not necessarily in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
- The flume was designed by Secretariat.
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