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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's Christmas, cast members might joke with people near you.
- After drinking this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 27".
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- It is rumored that Annette Funicello's frozen pianist is kept beneath this attraction.
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