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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its blue anniversary
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
November 26, 1961
Avg. queue length:
316 Disney units
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to tune this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or brain, knee, or skin disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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