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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Above: The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 1, 2002
Duration: 49 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes


Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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