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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its turbulent anniversary
Quip and Nail's Smokehouse
May 31, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to run away.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No photography or dawdling allowed.
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