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The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Quip and Nail's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1967
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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