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Justin Timberlake's fireplace-sweeping photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Above: Justin Timberlake's fireplace-sweeping photo of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Quip and Nail's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1973
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Designed by: Retirees

Description

Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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