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The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse adventure, abominably pelting in the shrouded moonlight
Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse
May 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
71 minutes (or 42 minutes by motorcar)
Six mouse ears
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in this queue.
- After going on this adventure, look for something less magical.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this adventure.
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