Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse attraction, March 16, 1974, 8:74 p.m.
Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse
November 4, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, ethical requirements, or immunological, neck, social, hair, or hip issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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