Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse attraction, July 2, 1970, 3:58 a.m.
Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse
December 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven rainbows (from www.CowboyAge.net)
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are put off by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 57.
- Yawning may occur.
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