Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse
October 30, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland celebrities are able to experience this attraction up to an hour after its closing.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed photo location.
- Minimum height 33".
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and glasses within the vehicle at all times.
- The macabre crew was hand made by Ghirardelli.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you visit the last room.
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