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Pictured: The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its special anniversary
Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse
March 2, 1956
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 44 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to tour this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
Policies and Alerts
- Unborn infants can not ride.
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