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The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse dark ride as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse dark ride as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 7, 1984
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 65 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Scientisthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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