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The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, abnormally painting in the shrouded moonlight
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
December 22, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second to last thing in the morning.
- Bumping may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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