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The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse show during construction

Picture: The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse show during construction

Quip and Nail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: April 12, 1975
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're shaggy)
Recommended for: Family reunions

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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