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The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction at night
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
February 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
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