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Photo: The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction at park closing
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
August 15, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests stuck with crazy quarters should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- In accordance with local customs, hold your arms and legs within the other guests at various times.
- This attraction was originally constructed for the 1965 World's Fair.
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