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Picture: The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse show during construction
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 12, 1975
Avg. queue length:
77 minutes (or 24 minutes by pretending you're shaggy)
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you enjoy this show last thing in the evening.
- If you are traveling with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby character autograph area.
Guest Policies and Information
- This show closes at dawn.
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