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The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary

The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary

Quip and Nail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 11, 1968
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Rating for toddlers: Three princesses (according to "The Apatosaurus" blog)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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