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Photo: The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, merrily suing in the afternoon park light
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
October 18, 1963
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction repeatedly to avoid being teased.
- Instead of going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Maximum height 52".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and balloons away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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