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Quip and Nail's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Dapper Dan
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
April 25, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from social, liver, chest, nasal, or brain problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Walt Disney had a massive laboratory constructed within this attraction.
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