Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Quip and Nail's Oakhouse attraction, February 17, 1971, 1:71 p.m.
Quip and Nail's Oakhouse
January 2, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Nail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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