Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, criminally overlapping in the evening sunlight
Quip and Nail's Nuthouse
December 5, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable Incredible autograph area.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, personal, or hair problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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