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A defunct view of Quip and Nail's Nuthouse when it's not hidden in children
Quip and Nail's Nuthouse
August 14, 1961
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 49 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If traveling with head lice, don't stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- For your benefit, you should be free from odd missing kidneys, unstopable headgear, or neck, spinal, shoulder, lycanthropic, ribcage, or nasal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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