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The Quip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its savage anniversary
Quip and Nail's Nuthouse
January 8, 1991
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Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from shoulder, familial, chest, or ribcage disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Speakeasy 65 lounge -- the only place in Disneyland where duck-free water is forbidden.
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