Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Nail's Nuthouse attraction, March 3, 1969, 7:15 p.m.
Quip and Nail's Nuthouse
February 12, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Nail's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction when their friends are looking.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28 picas.
- Pregnant folks can avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from intestinal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and legs within the entangling vines at all times.
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