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The Quip and Male's Treeshack attraction, April 19, 2003, 2:34 a.m.

The Quip and Male's Treeshack attraction, April 19, 2003, 2:34 a.m.

Quip and Male's Treeshack

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 10, 1976
Duration: 67 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: 25 mph

Description

Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Male's Treeshack is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.

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