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Above: The Quip and Male's Treeshack attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Male's Treeshack
July 21, 1963
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 25 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Male's Treeshack is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from delusions of grandure, high blood pressure, or back or hair complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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