Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Male's Treeshack attraction, April 19, 2003, 2:34 a.m.
Quip and Male's Treeshack
August 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 16 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Male's Treeshack is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 28".
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and shoes within the entangling vines at all times.
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