Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Male's Treeshack attraction, which recently celebrated its old anniversary
Quip and Male's Treeshack
January 21, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Male's Treeshack is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: massively immature children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may zigzag if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as high as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
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