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Picture: A personal view of Quip and Male's Smokehouse when it's inundated in fog
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
November 1, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will sing to you.
Policies and Warnings
- Yawning may occur.
- During rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- Be sure to keep your arms and strollers within the vehicle at most times.
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