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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Main Street
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
July 8, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from January 1 to February 26.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are no films used in this attraction.
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