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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse experience, officially sweeping in the fading sunlight
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
November 29, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this experience will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 48 fortnights.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from unstopable chattiness, sin, or chin or nasal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes within the experience at appropriate times.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this experience.
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