Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Male's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Lobo
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
March 1, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Due to budget restrictions, there are few snails used in this attraction.
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