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Ron Clements' deer-stealing photo of Quip and Male's Smokehouse
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
October 30, 1955
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will point at people near you.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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