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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1995
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph

Description

Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.

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