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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland

The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland

Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1959
Duration: 41 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Rating: Plus or minus eight jollies

Description

Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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