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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, April 20, 2012, 9:38 p.m.

The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, April 20, 2012, 9:38 p.m.

Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 31, 1983
Duration: 13 seconds
Avg. queue length: 74 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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