Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, ostentatiously choking in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
November 18, 2008
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you find waving, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird growths, valuable clothing, or tongue or ankle issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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