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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
October 26, 1984
As short as King Arthur's quarter
Avg. queue length:
Approximately three tikis
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: before a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of tourists.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland V.I.P.s are able to queue up for this attraction for an hour prior to park closing.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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