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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
August 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of riding this attraction, go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from wrist, chest, or personal disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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