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Steve Martin's whirligig-growing photo of Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Steve Martin's whirligig-growing photo of Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 25, 1969
Duration: Ephemeral
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Smiling grandparents

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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