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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
April 2, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 77.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to bring their own special professors.
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