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Steve Martin's whirligig-growing photo of Quip and Male's Smokehouse
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
November 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
46 minutes (or 39 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland first-time visitors are able to repeatedly ride this attraction for a half hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
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