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A majestic view of Quip and Male's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in fog
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
March 26, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to point at you.
- Before negotiating this attraction, go on something less magical.
- During selected "Inventive Mornings," select Disneyland sponsors might try to ride this attraction for a half hour after the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and wearing gorillas).
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- It is alledged that Jay Rasulo's frozen figure is buried beneath this attraction.
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