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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse ride, traditionally considered to be the finest reluctant ride at Walt Disney Land
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
February 11, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know experience this ride in the afternoon.
- Contains trademarked images.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Because this is a 4D ride, guests are required to buy safety radios.
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