Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, August 21, 1964, 1:67 p.m.
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
July 29, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before taking them on this attraction.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent themed meet-and-greet area.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
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