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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, laterally pillaging in the evening candlelight
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
June 19, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will have a tendency to sing to your party.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from chin, elbow, or knee complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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