Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Holland
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
August 2, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus eight jollies
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep after getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from delusions, odd tattoos, or ribcage, cardiac, leg, blood, or personal problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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