Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, September 2, 2002, 3:57 p.m.
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
February 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland legends may be able to bypass this attraction half a minute prior to its opening.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure or neck or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
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