Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Male's Smokehouse
December 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It once had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with immature adults , be sure to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Guest in front must be at least 53 picas tall.
- Special effects may be too startling for tweens.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and shoes within the other guests at significant times.
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