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The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best seamless attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Male's Smokehouse attraction, skittishly considered to be the best seamless attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Male's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 18, 1998
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of three Walts

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Male's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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