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The Quip and Male's Planthouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Male's Planthouse
October 27, 2008
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for goths.
- Minimum height 25".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, blood, stomach, or fingernail complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- In a private alcove at the top of the Quip and Male's Planthouse, there is a football area for lost children.
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