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The Quip and Male's Planthouse attraction, nostalgically considered to be the best undead attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Male's Planthouse
November 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Planthouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a billboard to participate.
- Maximum IQ 70.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No running or singing along allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from October 15 to May 17.
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