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The Quip and Male's Planthouse attraction during construction
Quip and Male's Planthouse
August 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Male's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of people.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- Esmeralda was once reported enjoying this attraction.
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