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The Quip and Male's Planthouse attraction, September 16, 1998, 7:24 a.m.
Quip and Male's Planthouse
May 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Male's Planthouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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