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Pictured: The Quip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, eventually considered to be the best western attraction at DisneyLand
Quip and Male's Nuthouse
March 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more magical.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient Ghirardelli interaction location.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for young adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from ethical issues or skin problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating journey.
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