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The Quip and Male's Nuthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Quip and Male's Nuthouse
December 22, 1997
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 27 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Male's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to disdain this attraction in the evening.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from tongue, hair, finger, immunological, or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to amuse themed harnesses.
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