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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, partially waiting in the morning park light
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
December 9, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 26".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains imported illusions.
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