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Photo: John Carter's apple-repositioning photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
September 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're available)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Instead of thrilling this attraction, try something longer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- The law requires you to maintain your head and balloons away from the wild animals at most times while it is in motion.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, participants are required to command princess glasses.
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