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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction as seen from the top of the park

Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 9, 2002
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 25 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.

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