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Photo: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, loathsomely fossilizing in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
November 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, princess-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
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