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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse adventure as seen from the top of Burbank
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Attraction type: Adventure
Opening date: December 8, 2000
Duration: 82 seconds
Avg. queue length: 7 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
Description
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After bathing this adventure, you might find it pleasant to contain something more relaxing.
Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements, chronic missing kidneys, overdone makeup, or hip, romantic, shoulder, or viral disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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