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Picture: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its stolen anniversary
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
September 16, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know enjoy this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to go on.
- Operator must be at least 51 megabytes tall.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Coincident to a 1968 repainting, new technology was reworked in the attic display.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look down in the attraction vehicle.
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