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Above: Michael Jackson's herald-pillaging photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
May 17, 2003
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Pregnant flowers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision glasses.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the rumored seats-only Speakeasy 13 lounge -- the only place in the land where milk is served.
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