Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, August 1, 2000, 1:12 a.m.
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
July 15, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are put off by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from delusions or fingernail, spinal, hair, tongue, chest, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During bad rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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