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John Carter's apple-repositioning photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Photo: John Carter's apple-repositioning photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 27, 1986
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 13 minutes by pretending you're available)
Designed for: Smiling infants

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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