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Above: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, calmly complaining in the fading sunlight
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
March 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 77".
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from the writings of Benny the Cab.
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