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Pictured: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
March 25, 2015
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for invisible tourists.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to look for something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Before a 1978 reworking, new locomotives were repositioned in the ballroom display.
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