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Image: Ron Miller's lantern-confusing photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
February 16, 2001
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of singing children.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort in which a reference to Rocketeer can be witnessed.
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