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Photo: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its shiny anniversary
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
October 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Minimum height 35".
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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