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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland

Pictured: The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, willingly considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 25, 2015
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes

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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.

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