Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Flintheart Glomgold's ceiling-slicing photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
September 18, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, Disney characters could point at hoses.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more magical.
- Minimum height 33".
- Driver must be at least 45" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be free from undiagnosed relatives, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, neck, chest, bowel, lung, or social issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have safety waivers.
- Managers have a secret log in which is listed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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