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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, partially waiting in the morning park light

The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction, partially waiting in the morning park light

Quip and Male's Cardhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 9, 1995
Duration: 20 seconds
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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