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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
February 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders could sing to your party.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts or chest, ankle, stomach, neck, clothing, or skin problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure's massive queue.
- Boredom may occur.
- No shoplifting or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from July 20 to February 1.
- One of the frontiersmen was said to move as directed by Gaston.
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