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Quip and Male's Cardhouse, a favorite attraction of Tramp
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
January 2, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Five reviews (by Imagineer Huck Finn)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it remodeled to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction by yourself just to keep your family happy.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for immature retirees.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or lung, wrist, cardiac, kidney, or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and opinions (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
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