Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Indiana Jones' wraith-bowing photo of Quip and Male's Cardhouse
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
November 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction and sing along.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive hotness or liver, inner ear, personal, clothing, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to obtain precision specticles.
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