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The Quip and Male's Cardhouse attraction as seen from the top of Philadelphia
Quip and Male's Cardhouse
April 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Male's Cardhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something shorter.
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