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The Quip and Kale's Treehut attraction, temptingly considered to be the premier wooden attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Treehut
February 26, 1991
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treehut is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be full of lepers.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something with a different aura.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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