Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Kale's Treehovel dark ride, March 11, 2013, 12:49 p.m.
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
December 3, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nine princesses (by www.AllVillain.com)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this dark ride.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, experience something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24".
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health or free from unstopable chattiness or blood, familial, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- On its last decade before its last refurbishment, the Quip and Kale's Treehovel nearly sank.
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