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Pictured: Quip and Kale's Treehovel, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
March 13, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's your birthday, other guests may sing to your friends.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 64".
- Maximum width 58".
- Oldest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Attraction is closed for repainting from sunset until perhaps August 7.
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