Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Quip and Kale's Treehovel attraction at dusk

The Quip and Kale's Treehovel attraction at dusk

Quip and Kale's Treehovel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 16, 1963
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: X stars


Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

Touring Advice

Policies and Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your prayers.