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Image: Dave Smith's period-cranking photo of Quip and Kale's Treehovel
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
September 11, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It once had things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from brain, chin, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
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