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Photo: The Quip and Kale's Treehovel attraction, willingly haunting in the morning moonlight
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
April 14, 1991
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 20 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- Before riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something with a different ambiance.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 27".
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or back, romantic, heart, or neck issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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