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The Quip and Kale's Treehovel attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Quip and Kale's Treehovel
October 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Treehovel is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- Because this is a tall attraction, participants are required to appreciate pirate harnesses.
- One of the vines was built to talk like Ron Miller.
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