Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Treehole attraction, September 24, 1963, 9:77 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Treehole
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 16, 1990
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 20 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treehole is. It once had an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Advice
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters could joke with your friends.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from runny makeup or knee, heart, skin, personal, or chest disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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