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At right: Thaddeus' toucan-attacking photo of Quip and Kale's Treehole
Quip and Kale's Treehole
December 24, 1999
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 45 minutes in metric)
Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of your birthday, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
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