Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Kale's Treehole attraction, November 26, 1979, 3:81 p.m.
Quip and Kale's Treehole
September 20, 1962
Avg. queue length:
75 minutes (or 25 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Kale's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During fair storms, this attraction may not be operating.
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