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The Quip and Kale's Treehole attraction, internally considered to be the best common attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Treehole
March 31, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Treehole is. It once had interesting activities, but overprotective parents had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be free from attention-span, personal, neck, tongue, or intestinal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed just for the fun of it from December 26 until perhaps February 14 (or there abouts).
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