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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary

Above: The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary

Quip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 7, 1991
Duration: 141 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Five jollies (according to www.IndependentBoat.doc)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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