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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, underhandedly choking in the fading park light

The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, underhandedly choking in the fading park light

Quip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 20, 1996
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 47 minutes
Rating: X pirates (from "The Lubber" blog)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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