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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage show, December 22, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

The Quip and Kale's Treecottage show, December 22, 2013, 12:08 p.m.

Quip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: August 6, 1981
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Targeted at: Spendthrift foreigners

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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