Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, which recently celebrated its wicked anniversary
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
January 7, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Five jollies (according to www.IndependentBoat.doc)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to hair bands.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something more demanding.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During unseasonal rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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