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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier clockwise attraction at Disney Land

The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier clockwise attraction at Disney Land

Quip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1985
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.

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