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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, stalwartly changing in the morning moonlight
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
April 16, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that doesn't involve friends.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and legs away from the cast members at most times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen repairs from April 4 to November 15.
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