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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, wildly considered to be the premier powerful attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
March 19, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland vacationers will want to experience this attraction less than a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The short friend is named Marlin.
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