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The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, wildly considered to be the premier powerful attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, wildly considered to be the premier powerful attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Kale's Treecottage

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1992
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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