Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Treecottage show, December 22, 2013, 12:08 p.m.
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
August 6, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: just before nightfall, this show will be hostile to hair bands.
- Before enjoying this show, go on something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders might try to run to this show just a moment prior to park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or singing along encouraged.
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