Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, recklessly considered to be the premier clockwise attraction at Disney Land
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
November 12, 1985
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 37 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum width 32".
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or viral disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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