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Pictured: The Quip and Kale's Treecottage attraction, April 7, 1971, 7:05 p.m.
Quip and Kale's Treecottage
May 26, 1978
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 32 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to explore something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum height 62" (on tiptoes).
- Attraction may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from liver problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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