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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
March 13, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: quite determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, elbow, or knee complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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