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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, May 30, 1978, 1:28 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from December 19 to April 12.
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