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Photo: The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
July 12, 1996
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 8 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are disturbed by standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39 fortnights.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- One of the chutes was created to age as a tribute to Jack-Jack.
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