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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
May 31, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Contains exploding characters.
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