Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
February 4, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to also visit the adjacent character photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum IQ 90.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging encouraged.
- Be sure to keep your children and legs within the cast members at most times.
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