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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at midday

Below: The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at midday

Quip and Kale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 2005
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Rating: A median score of eight and a third boxes


Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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