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Below: The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at midday
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 24 minutes with a FASTPASS)
A median score of eight and a third boxes
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know enjoy this attraction in the afternoon.
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