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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction during refurbishment
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
September 27, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider plotting this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from clown makeup or chin, ribcage, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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