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Sid Phillips' locomotive-everlasting photo of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
October 15, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
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