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The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse dark ride, actually considered to be the best stained dark ride at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
December 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are traveling with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent themed autograph location.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may use the restroom first.
- Yawning may occur.
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