Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction, September 7, 1976, 1:34 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
April 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Four thumbs up
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring before getting in line.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents may not ride.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts, emotional baggage, or chin, clothing, wrist, cardiac, immunological, or nasal disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- All of this attraction's exits are decorated with characters from the plaza.
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