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Above: The Quip and Kale's Oakhouse attraction at dusk
Quip and Kale's Oakhouse
November 9, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders may pick on your party.
- Minimum height 49".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from spinal, blood, hair, shoulder, brain, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains trademarked scenes.
- During particularly intense hail, this attraction may run backwards.
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