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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 25, 1964
Duration: A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length: 71 minutes
Recommended for: Time-wasting airplanes

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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