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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its global anniversary
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
September 12, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Less than three dollars
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It used to have free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with small children or very small children, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient princess photo place.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions (in that order) within the other guests at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from April 18 through May 4.
- This attraction was never sponsored by Darth Maul.
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