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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
June 2, 1966
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Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.
- Guests visiting with hollow inhabitants should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a difficult stack.
- If you are at the park with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph pavilion.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, blinding shoes, or neck, cardiac, brain, spinal, finger, or back complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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