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Pictured: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its sunken anniversary
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
June 4, 2014
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to kidnap this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more thrilling.
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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