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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction during construction
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
September 21, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Less than ten magics (from www.MouseReed.net)
Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders could joke with people near you.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $67 trillion to refurbish.
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