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Above: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, stalwartly considered to be the worst underwater attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
December 25, 1964
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so popular, it is best to queue up for this attraction in the evening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum width 58".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to not ride.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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