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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, ostentatiously licking in the evening sunlight

The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, ostentatiously licking in the evening sunlight

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 4, 2012
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.

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