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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, May 4, 1981, 2:39 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
June 20, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with immature adults , they'll whine extra loud if you experience this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland BFFs may be able to long for this attraction up to a quarter hour prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may explode.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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