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At right: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, fantastically considered to be the only cold attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
December 11, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to experience this attraction second thing after giving birth.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No talking or flash photography allowed.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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