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A happy view of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse when it's not covered in tarps

At right: A happy view of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse when it's not covered in tarps

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 6, 2009
Duration: 154 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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