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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, wantonly quitting in the evening park light
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
May 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted dating couples:
Five and a third Walts (from "Reasonable Bubble" web site)
Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Corporate Chicken") may be able to run to this attraction half a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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