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An austere view of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse when it's not bathed in activists

An austere view of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse when it's not bathed in activists

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 14, 2010
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes

Description

Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.

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