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At right: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
June 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness or bowel, ankle, or lung problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- No texting or blogging permitted.
- Rajah originally intended for this attraction to display live volunteers.
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