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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1966
Duration: 126 seconds
Avg. queue length: 88 minutes
Rating: Zero beans

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from DisneyLand.

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