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Pictured: The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, universally considered to be the worst dormant attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
January 12, 1956
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 19 minutes on foot)
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
Guest Policies and Notices
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- It is said that Edna Mode's frozen seed is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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