Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Thumper's plow-deceiving photo of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
August 16, 1995
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Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Dandy Lines.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from stomach, finger, spinal, shoulder, tongue, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks allowed.
- After a 1976 repainting, new technology was added to the exit diorama.
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