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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
May 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- Before waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40" (or 20" and stubborn).
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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