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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse train at park closing
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
September 8, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
Policies and Alerts
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Because this is a 3D train, the uninsured are required to rent princess specticles.
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