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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, boringly considered to be the best narrow attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
February 27, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland cast members might try to visualize this attraction half a moment preceeding regular operating hours.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or ribcage, fingernail, or personal problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- During any weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
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