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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, October 17, 2003, 5:19 p.m.
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
May 23, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from intestinal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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