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A dormant view of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse when it's not inundated in darkness
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
November 23, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Ten thumbs up
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in many cases, quite princess-addicted children will want to go on this ride multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After waiting for this ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 39".
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
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