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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Disneyland Hotel
Quip and Kale's Lionhouse
July 16, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to transform this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- No photography or drinks permitted.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
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