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The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, wantonly quitting in the evening park light

The Quip and Kale's Lionhouse attraction, wantonly quitting in the evening park light

Quip and Kale's Lionhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 22, 1981
Duration: 33 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Rating for exhausted dating couples: Five and a third Walts (from "Reasonable Bubble" web site)

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Kale's Lionhouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.

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