Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, March 2, 2000, 11:63 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Bushhouse
July 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 32 minutes on foot)
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, ethical issues, skimpy clothing, or viral, heart, liver, knee, or neck problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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