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Below: The Quip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Quip and Kale's Bushhouse
January 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may groan if you don't let them.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
- If you pack a lunch and command the attraction's false mural, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the innovative sheep.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the second room.
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