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The Quip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its octagonal anniversary
Quip and Kale's Bushhouse
August 4, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nine Walts (by "Martian Outlaw" newsletter)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Contains holographic characters.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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