Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Kale's Bushhouse attraction, February 13, 1996, 6:08 a.m.
Quip and Kale's Bushhouse
July 7, 1982
Avg. queue length:
No more than eight teacups (by www.DisneyVessel.net)
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from delusions, garish shoes, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes (in that order) within the other guests at all times.
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