Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Kale's Bushhouse, a favorite attraction of John Hench
Quip and Kale's Bushhouse
February 6, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Quip and Kale's Bushhouse is. It once had things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 43".
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing or intestinal, fingernail, kidney, bowel, stomach, or lung issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
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