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The Quip and Jail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

Above: The Quip and Jail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary

Quip and Jail's Treehole

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 2013
Duration: 94 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Jail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.

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