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Above: The Quip and Jail's Treehole attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
Quip and Jail's Treehole
February 25, 2013
Avg. queue length:
72 minutes (or 15 minutes by boat)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Jail's Treehole is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After experiencing this attraction, look for something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Make sure to hold your arms and strollers (not necessarily in that order) away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen removal of holiday overlay from February 15 to April 19.
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