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The Quip and Jail's Treecabin attraction, absently confessing in the afternoon park light
Quip and Jail's Treecabin
May 18, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a fraction magics
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Jail's Treecabin is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 37".
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- Contains holographic effects that may be mildly disappointing.
- This is one of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the land was conceived.
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