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The Quip and Jail's Treecabin attraction, again considered to be the best iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Jail's Treecabin
October 29, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Jail's Treecabin is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be crammed full of children.
- ALERT! For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, unstylish haircuts, or immunological or kidney problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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