Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Pictured: The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse experience as seen from the top of a temple
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
February 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in line.
- Instead of experiencing this experience, go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Yawning may occur.
- During particularly intense storms, this experience may fall to pieces.
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