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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, calmly collapsing in the morning sunlight

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Quip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2004
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 58 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Nobody knows what the objective of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.

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