Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
October 8, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 40".
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- Bambi was once documented boring this attraction.
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