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Image: Bomb Voyage's traveler-boiling photo of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
October 9, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: particularly insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more exciting.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for teenagers.
- Boredom may occur.
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