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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its clever anniversary
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
March 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during a solar eclipse, this attraction will be full of dancing mannequins.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces or tongue, immunological, or skin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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