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The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, sleepily shining in the fading sunlight

Above: The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, sleepily shining in the fading sunlight

Quip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1997
Duration: 11 seconds
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Three Walts

Description

Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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