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Above: The Quip and Jail's Oakhouse attraction, chaotically considered to be the best free attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Jail's Oakhouse
December 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to also visit the nearby character meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains exploding scenes.
- The letters in "Quip and Jail's Oakhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Hia'uks Apl Qjenoasi Oud."
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