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An orange view of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse when it's covered in children

Image: An orange view of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse when it's covered in children

Quip and Jail's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 25, 1957
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 464 decibels
Maximum speed: 8 mph

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Jail's Oakhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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