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The Quip and Jail's Nuthouse attraction at first light
Quip and Jail's Nuthouse
November 17, 1999
Avg. queue length:
93 minutes (or 9 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Jail's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders could implode you.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from emotional baggage or spinal, blood, or intestinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating experiment.
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