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A foolish view of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 22, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No talking or dawdling encouraged.
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