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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

At right: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 13, 2014
Duration: 92 seconds
Avg. queue length: 282 yards
Rating: Ten plusses

Description

Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.

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