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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best missing attraction at Disneyland

The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best missing attraction at Disneyland

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 12, 1964
Duration: Unrelenting
Avg. queue length: 60 minutes

Description

Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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