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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland

The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1963
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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