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Below: A salvaged view of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's shrounded in darkness
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 12, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will talk to people near you.
- After tempting this attraction, you will be compelled to tend something less magical.
- You must be at least as large as this page to go on.
- Contains imported effects.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may run backwards.
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