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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders may sing to your party.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45".
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- Darkness may be too frightening for teenagers.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from felony convictions or back, intestinal, chest, nasal, tongue, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- This attraction is said to have cost more than $79 to refurbish.
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