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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, wildly considered to be the best missing attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 12, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
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