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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at night
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
October 30, 1986
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Nobody really knows what the objective of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember to stand next to someone you find visiting, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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