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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly sparkling in the morning moonlight

Above: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly sparkling in the morning moonlight

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1995
Duration: 61 seconds
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Popular with: Men

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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