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Quip and Hale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Chernabog
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 2, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be free from runny nose, trendy clothing, novelty haircuts, or lycanthropic, ribcage, or elbow problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the entangling vines at most times.
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