Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, August 26, 1963, 12:77 p.m.
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 24, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant parents won't want to ride immediately after eating.
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