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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly viewing in the evening park light
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 9, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 48".
- Oldest guest must be at least 50" tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young adults.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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