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Above: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, underhandedly sparkling in the morning moonlight
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 19, 1995
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so popular, try not to ride this attraction in the afternoon.
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