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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly viewing in the evening park light

The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly viewing in the evening park light

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 9, 1976
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes

Description

Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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