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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, August 26, 1963, 12:77 p.m.

The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, August 26, 1963, 12:77 p.m.

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 24, 1986
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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