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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its collectable anniversary

Below: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its collectable anniversary

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 30, 1976
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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