Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse train, July 17, 1955, 12:36 p.m.
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 16, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but the legal staff had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this train will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at most times.
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