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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
June 28, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you ride this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 117.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, inappropriate hotness, sin, or liver, ankle, cardiac, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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