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Photo: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, immensely considered to be the only redwood attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 6, 2003
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, high blood pressure, or lycanthropic or elbow issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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