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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Fantasia
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter magics (from Underdog)
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant owls won't want to not ride.
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