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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 31, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your fingers and balloons inside the other guests at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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