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Image: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse adventure during repairs
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
May 15, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this adventure second thing during brunch.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can forget about this adventure more than a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to avoid this adventure.
- Contains olde-timey illusions.
- During bad weather, this adventure may become a water adventure.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs within the vehicle at various times.
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