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At right: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
March 13, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- Warning: during winter, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 25".
- Contains holographic illusions.
- Be sure to maintain your fingers and opinions within the cast members at appropriate times.
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