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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
January 13, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Nine and two quarters churros
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but the legal staff had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- The law requires you to keep your children and shoes (in that order) inside the other guests at most times.
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