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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 29, 1973
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After waiting for this attraction, wreck something more exciting.
- Minimum height 22".
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions inside the attraction at all times.
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