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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction at first light

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 29, 1973
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 13 minutes by horse)
Maximum speed: None

Description

Nobody really knows what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.

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