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Image: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the firehouse
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
September 26, 1984
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Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety, you should be free from familial problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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