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Above: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 29, 2011
Avg. queue length:
42 minutes (or 34 minutes by horse)
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 44".
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic characters.
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