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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse show, chaotically considered to be the best defunct show at Disneyland

Above: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse show, chaotically considered to be the best defunct show at Disneyland

Quip and Hale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: March 1, 1973
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Rating: Ten rainbows

Description

Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to make trouble.

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