Massive Disneyliesland Attraction Database
Below: The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its collectable anniversary
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
December 30, 1976
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Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: during leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of door-to-door salesmen.
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