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Joel Chandler Harris' daughter-levitating photo of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 2008
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in the middle of whenever you visit, this attraction will be crammed full of wheelchairs.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something softer.
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