Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Image: A steep view of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse when it's not bathed in fog
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
August 15, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to start something calmer.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park in which an animatronic Stromboli can be found.
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