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The Quip and Hale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Quip and Hale's Smokehouse
November 5, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- During any hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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