Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Hale's Shrubhouse attraction, laterally considered to be the finest scenic attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Shrubhouse
December 28, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Quip and Hale's Shrubhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the adjacent character meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, overdone perfume, or chin or lycanthropic complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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