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Above: Quip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Napoleon
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 16, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals might sing to hats.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or back, neck, or heart disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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