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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best beloved attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
January 21, 1965
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 26 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you roll something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from last week until something like January 14.
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