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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, September 4, 1974, 11:51 p.m.
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
July 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to Lilo fans.
- During selected "Super Mornings," former Disneyland first-time visitors should bypass this attraction more than a moment after less important people.
- Expectant grandparents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- For your safety, you should be free from motion sickness, goth clothing, or blood, romantic, chest, or familial complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
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