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Quip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite thrill ride of Maynard
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 21, 1985
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with teens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this thrill ride only after a pledge of silence.
- Before going on this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to describe something more demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from liver, heart, or skin issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This thrill ride closes at moonrise.
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