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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Persia
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
November 29, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests visiting with Smoky pots should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- Attraction may be too intense for young consumers.
- Attraction is closed for relocation from June 9 until about July 9.
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