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Figment's walnut-enlisting photo of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
May 8, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
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