Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: A dull view of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse when it's not inundated in ears
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
April 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while getting in this queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you find something soothing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from high blood pressure, sin, or heart, back, or ankle disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Yawning may occur.
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