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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction at park opening
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
June 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile vacationers
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with wacky children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
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