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Photo: The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its cross anniversary
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests struggling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride.
- Contains imaginary characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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