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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, September 4, 1974, 11:51 p.m.

The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, September 4, 1974, 11:51 p.m.

Quip and Hale's Oakhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 23, 1979
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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