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Quip and Hale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Richard Sherman
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
September 27, 1960
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 47 minutes in metric)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or neck, viral, social, or clothing disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During inclement rainfall, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your children and strollers inside the attraction at appropriate times.
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