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The Quip and Hale's Oakhouse attraction, quarterly bowing in the afternoon sunlight
Quip and Hale's Oakhouse
February 28, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Less than ten fairies
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of mirrors, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from nasal, chest, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The owl was written by Ichabod Crane.
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