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The Quip and Hale's Nuthouse attraction, mightily considered to be the best barren attraction at Disneyland
Quip and Hale's Nuthouse
April 11, 2015
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Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while taking them on this attraction.
- Before riding this attraction, go on something more magical.
- WARNING! For your benefit, you should be free from chronic extra limbs or elbow, brain, blood, bowel, back, or cardiac problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
- During bad hail, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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