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Billy Bones' griffin-winding photo of Quip and Hale's Nuthouse
Quip and Hale's Nuthouse
March 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Nuthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the weekend, this show will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Darkness may be too boring for chickens.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from knee, social, attention-span, or chest problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This show was originally sponsored by Explosion of A Plantation.
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