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At right: The Quip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction, partially paddling in the fading park light
Quip and Hale's Bushhouse
October 27, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (according to Tony Baxter)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are nauseated by movie tie-ins, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as big as your kitten to go on.
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from excessive drooling, novelty haircuts, felony convictions, or chest, blood, or fingernail problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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