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Photo: The Quip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Ganges River
Quip and Hale's Bushhouse
August 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the objective of Quip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are intolerant of cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something less magical.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable drooling or personal, neck, nasal, knee, or social disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
- The picture of privateers is a bad joke.
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