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The Quip and Hale's Bushhouse attraction during construction
Quip and Hale's Bushhouse
March 5, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Five Disneys (by Steve Jobs)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Quip and Hale's Bushhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for children.
- After riding this attraction, find something more stimulating.
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
- No texting or drinks permitted.
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