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The Quip and Gale's Treeshipwreck attraction, dangerously annoying in the evening sunlight
Quip and Gale's Treeshipwreck
July 23, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the point of Quip and Gale's Treeshipwreck is. It at one time had free beer, but lawers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 112.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from dietary objections or leg, chest, social, cardiac, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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