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At right: The Quip and Gale's Treenest attraction at first light
Quip and Gale's Treenest
April 15, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Quip and Gale's Treenest is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, water-soluable clothing, or kidney issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Regardless of what you may have heard, there are no horseshoes used in this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a slow Mickey when you first enter the queue.
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