Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Quip and Gale's Treecritter attraction, November 14, 1956, 9:23 a.m.
Quip and Gale's Treecritter
June 7, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Quip and Gale's Treecritter is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- During selected "Magic Events," high-rolling Disney Land magic-ticket holders are able to bypass this attraction for a minute after its breaking down for the day.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from ethical issues, valuable clothing, or familial, personal, heart, back, or attention-span issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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