Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Quip and Gale's Treecottage attraction, oddly negotiating in the shrouded sunlight
Quip and Gale's Treecottage
August 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Quip and Gale's Treecottage is. It at one time had interesting activities, but lawers had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be crammed full of former cast members.
- Minimum height 41".
- Oldest guest must be at least 39" (dripping wet) tall.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sin or familial, nasal, lung, clothing, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
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