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The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, immensely groaning in the evening candlelight
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
September 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but the legal staff had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests riding with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and opinions (in that order) within the wild animals at significant times.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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