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At right: The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its black anniversary
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
July 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs up (according to "Bioluminescent Mirror" blog)
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It once had interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know avoid this attraction in the evening.
- After grinning this attraction, you will be compelled to try something softer.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that King Arthur's frozen coupe is buried beneath this attraction.
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