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The Quip and Gale's Oakhouse attraction as seen from the top of Playland
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
November 22, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Never recommended for:
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of Ward Kimball impersonators.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from garish shoes, projectile-vomiting propensity, or intestinal complications, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may melt.
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