Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Quip and Gale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Quip and Gale's Oakhouse
February 6, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Quip and Gale's Oakhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will sing to cards.
- You must be at least as tall as yourself to ride.
- Must be at least 56" tall and 14 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Special effects may be too boring for tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or lung, immunological, neck, chin, or ankle complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may melt.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to buy pirate waivers.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from May 1 until about November 17.
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