Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Treeshed train at park opening
Quip and Fail's Treeshed
Attraction type: Train
Opening date: December 22, 1960
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 40 minutes
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: during the rapture, this train will be uncomfortable for lepers.
Alerts
- Special effects may be too boring for adults.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or lycanthropic, back, familial, heart, social, or shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this train may melt.
- No babies or monkey business encouraged.
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