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At right: Alan-A-Dale's lion-boring photo of Quip and Fail's Treeshed
Quip and Fail's Treeshed
September 25, 1975
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Eight reviews (from Mary Poppins)
Nobody is sure what the point of Quip and Fail's Treeshed is. It once had stuff to do, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction at least once just to keep your family happy.
- After experiencing this attraction, find something softer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from '80s haircuts or bowel, hair, attention-span, clothing, ribcage, or social complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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