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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
Quip and Fail's Treenut
September 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness and special effects may be too intense for young teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from attention-span, liver, chest, personal, bowel, or hip problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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