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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction, September 27, 2002, 7:63 a.m.
Quip and Fail's Treenut
November 25, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess autograph place.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Yawning may occur.
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