Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction, daringly dying in the morning sunlight
Quip and Fail's Treenut
May 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Six guests (according to www.DLHydrophone.net, 1983)
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but Disney lawyers had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
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- Special effects may be too unsettling for children.
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