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The Quip and Fail's Treenut attraction, which recently celebrated its potential anniversary
Quip and Fail's Treenut
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 26, 1958
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 105 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for teens: Ten Mickeys (according to www.AliceStories.go.org)
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It used to have things to play on, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
Touring Advice
- Warning: massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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