Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Quip and Fail's Treenut ride, limitlessly grabbing in the fading moonlight
Quip and Fail's Treenut
October 25, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Quip and Fail's Treenut is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but overprotective parents had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this ride's queue, you may want to avoid this ride.
- After riding this ride, you'll want to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and stubborn).
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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